what im doing right now
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
Get the spamming new definitionsmug. The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
Get the New York Subwaymug. When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug. When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
Get the New Jersey Hot Dogmug. by Pialinist March 27, 2025
Get the Fake Newsmug. This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
Get the Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Resultsmug. Noun.
A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
Get the News Skirtmug.