There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023

destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023

Monkey

Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.

Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?

by TheAfricanBootyScratcher August 11, 2023

Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.

“Wow, look at those monkeys over there”
monkeys

by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023

Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

by Gonzilla August 16, 2023