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Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).
Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?
by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009
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Fuck My Balls

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
by realsheet April 2, 2015
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Busboy Blue Balls

when, at the end of the night, a busboy has three tables left to bus. you're excited when one table gets up to leave, but then two more come walking in right as you finish bussing the table. you then get the feeling that you're so close but never gonna finish, hence the term "blue balls"
Dude, I was two tables way from leaving but right as I finished the last one a freakin' walked in. I don't think I'm gonna be able to come tonight. Busboy blue balls is killin me.
by Brooks717 December 13, 2010
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Blue Balled ePirate

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
by McDoh! February 13, 2010
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kell-e ball

A home-made hacky sack made by rubber-banding 2 medical face masks together and filling it will such things as: tube lids, rubber-bands, paper, or anything else to give the "ball" substance. After the ball has been filled, write "Kell-E" on the outside of it. You now have a home-made hacky sack named after the best department lead EVER!
Dude, do you want to kick around a game of Kell-E Ball?
by Rouginjoe Hitchnelhockland December 18, 2007
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No Ball Pussy Loser

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.
Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."
by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009
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i got ball

Refer's to the fact you are ready to follow through with your threats.

Usually you live in Corona NY as well. You are probably from a lower socio-economic group. Your myspace.com account will be of late 1990's quality 'just because it can - doesnt mean it should' design.

However you may give out false addresses and in fact not 'got ball'.
i got ball this is my adress <insert address here> corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it
by John Smith v2 September 1, 2008
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