The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022
Get the Dirty Carlsenmug. by sammyhinks April 29, 2020
Get the dirty ceilimug. by Corpse grinder January 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Xeiahmug. The act of taking a lady out to a fine dinner than bringing her back to your place for some lovin. when the action starts to heat up, you run to the nearest corner and violently masturbate because you can do it better yourself.
Gene took winnie the poo out on a date then brought her back to his house were he later dirty duttoned her.
by Dirty Dutton Davis May 20, 2012
Get the Dirty Duttonmug. The act of packing fudge into another man’s butthole, then pulling it out and sucking it off one’s own cock while nutting at the same time
by Fattommy0304 October 3, 2022
Get the Dirty Dawsonmug. When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits
by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023
Get the Dirty Kofimug. Dirty Jayd, is when 2 people are cross faded and one of the people fart into the other persons mouth in a sexual way
Boy 1- “yooo last night was crazy my girl n I finally did a dirty Jayd”
Girl 1- “ew why do you tell me this stuff”
Girl 1- “ew why do you tell me this stuff”
by Thicksexynready April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty jaydmug.