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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
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kill a brown dog

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

Sucking The Brown Out 

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.
I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

big baller brown eyes 

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

Jordan Michael Brown 

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.