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bread time 

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.
Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.
bread time by Cicciofer December 20, 2017

waste time 

The afternoon was so boring that I devoted myself to waste time thinking of a girl living nearby.
waste time by Freefaller fogey December 22, 2017

Budda Time 

A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
Budda Time by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

Ritchie time

If you think nigga time is bad you now nothing of the ritchie time could be hours could be days you never know
When your dealing with ritchie time you might as well take a nap
Ritchie time by Stonedarrow December 26, 2017

Procrastination Time 

A group chat consisting of 9 beautiful, weird, funny ladies and 1 sexy cool gay mathafucka that reaaaaaaaaally loves to procrastinate.This group chat is a chat made in heavens and there will not be a group chat better than this!!!! There is a lound one that will never stop singing no mater what (goes on everybodys nerves), one that never gets jokes and forgives every fuckin thing and is cute, one that reaaaaally loves hugs (cute too), one that is too funny to exist, one that is a master at baking cakes and is an angel sent from above, one that reaaaally loves pasta and anime, one that LITERALLY laughs hihihiiii, one that is the coolest gay person ever, one that reaaaaaally loves to exercise toooooo much and the last one who is the most dramatic human living on this planet. If the group chat doesn't have these people with the same exact descripcion then it may never be called Procrastination Time!
ATM= OMGGGGGG the test is tomorrow and i haven't even started practising!!! fml i procrastinate too much.
CVK= Same gurl...
CG= U need a hug?
AMD= It's going to be fine everyone don't worry. :)
NVB= We had so much time to practise tho....ur own fault.... juuuust saying
MAP= HUH which test?!?!

EA= It was a joke...
AM= ahahahah did i give u a heart attack?
MAP= .....
VDS= What about the science test tomorrow?
MAP= What?!!?
VDS= Juuuuuuust kidding ahahah
MAP=.............
HC= CAN U GUYS STOP SPAMING THE GROUPCHAT?!?!?!
NVB= *NVB left the groupchat*
AM= *Added NVB to the groupchat*
NVB= ....
AB= aaaaah Procrastination guys Procrastination , u can never escape it

AM= mehehehe Procrastination Time<3

Fake Timbs 

Also known as fimbs} its a [off brand winter boot that mimics the Timberland style
"those timbs look fire"
" nah man, they Fake Timbs
Fake Timbs by Yung Posite May 3, 2018