Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

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monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

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monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021

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Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...

A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.

by Hmastray July 20, 2022

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Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

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