Shit Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Fuck Cop.

"Shit Cop!" "Hide the stash!"

by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005

sideways shit

when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>

dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!

by booferama November 29, 2007

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 5, 2004

shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003

shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.

1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008

Hot Shit

one who thinks they are the greatest person alive (usually male)

You aint no hot shit, but you deserve a reward.

by Light Joker April 10, 2005

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 8, 2005