Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

by Fallstar January 16, 2026

negative matter

A girl wearing very little cloting

Look at Eric making out with negative matter.

by David Sohns May 19, 2005

chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.

you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

frat matter

The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.

During morning cleaning up

Pledge1: What's the fuck is smeared on the wall?
Pledge2: Frat matter...

by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011

Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.

Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.

by Kaboni August 17, 2011