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wenie man

well, a wenie man is a fully grown man with a wenie instead of a wenis!
man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
by wenie genie April 18, 2008
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cuddy man

It's a word that you use to describe your friends. If walking in the hall the best way to "holla" at them is to yell loudly "cuddy man". Or in class. A good way to get into trouble is to say "cuddy man cuddy man" after everything your teacher (MR. Z) says.
Jacob: Cuddy man cuddy man
Kevin: Cuddy man
by theCuddylady July 21, 2008
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poncho-man

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.
I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.
by poncho-man January 2, 2009
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Ladies Man

An emotionally stunted male who views himself as God's gift women, insinuates himself into unwanted conversation with women in a social setting, and when he can't get a desired response from you, will invariably hit on your girlfriend.
Quick Mindy! Here comes that "Ladies man!"
by tinkerbell February 12, 2005
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The Man Club

A club of men, for men, and by men. The man club discusses important topics like boobs and banging girls. Some important values of the man club are not getting even nearly whipped.
The man club was founded by Nick, Andrew Marc, and Blake
by Big B December 7, 2004
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Man Cleavage

Showing your testicles, much like a woman shows her cleavage.

The testicles and penis are equivalent to the breasts and nipples on a woman. It is proper to fully show the testicles in public, but the penis cannot be show.
That guys man cleavage is totally showing in those running shorts.
by Man cleavage person June 2, 2009
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The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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