man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
by wenie genie April 18, 2008
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by theCuddylady July 21, 2008
Get the cuddy man mug.I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.
by poncho-man January 2, 2009
Get the poncho-man mug.An emotionally stunted male who views himself as God's gift women, insinuates himself into unwanted conversation with women in a social setting, and when he can't get a desired response from you, will invariably hit on your girlfriend.
by tinkerbell February 12, 2005
Get the Ladies Man mug.A club of men, for men, and by men. The man club discusses important topics like boobs and banging girls. Some important values of the man club are not getting even nearly whipped.
by Big B December 7, 2004
Get the The Man Club mug.Showing your testicles, much like a woman shows her cleavage.
The testicles and penis are equivalent to the breasts and nipples on a woman. It is proper to fully show the testicles in public, but the penis cannot be show.
The testicles and penis are equivalent to the breasts and nipples on a woman. It is proper to fully show the testicles in public, but the penis cannot be show.
by Man cleavage person June 2, 2009
Get the Man Cleavage mug.A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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