Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian Cum Cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

CUM

Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.

"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."

by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025