Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025

penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

penis

Boom boom stick on top of the males baby making ammo sack

Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie

by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020

micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022

Penis

Something that goes in a vagina,anus,or throat

Linden: can I have ur penis later?
Chris:nah but you can have his .
Justin: ;D

by Rerahreeerah December 30, 2019

Penis Chair

A penis in the shape of a chair

This girl totally porked a penis chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018