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red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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Red

this name is an unspoken name that should never be used as a name as well, this man is a nasty, genshin, gremlin, cant see his eyes, little boy, hentai hair gummy bear headass tranny lookin dumbass bitchass schizo freak. cant even choose a hair color whore. (post made by two trannies)
one day… a human walks up to another human being
“h-h-h-h-have you heard about…” *whispers quietly and quickly in ear* “red” THE OTHER HUMAN BEING GASPS
“HOW DARE YOU SAY THE UNSPOKEN R WORD”
other humans look around as that caught their attention them whispering to eachother
*whisper whisper* “that tranny bitch thats robins boyfriend?”

“yah i think so..”
THE HUMAN BEINGS CALL THE COPS AS THE COPS ARRIVE IMMEDIATELY
cops: “i have heard about someone talking about the…” he breathes heavily “the.. r word.. the.. the unspoken word”

he looks at who was being pointed at by everyone
“youre coming with me missy.”
“IM NON-BINARY”
“i dont care, you said the r word. might as well execute you at this point”
after this story was told all around town it was a thought never brought up again.
this is why you should NEVER >:( say the r word. ever.
by f@g <3 October 13, 2021
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Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town
by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024
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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .
Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.
by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016
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Red chair

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Big Baby Red

A highly derogatory term coined by AceFuzzLord to be used against big tech corporations and their related products which value profit above everything else. Companies like google, microsoft, nintendo, etcetera. Can apply to any tech company or any of their products you feel is deserving of the term. Big Baby Red must be put before the company or their product mentioned, although capitalization of any letters is optional, following regular rules of how sentences work in English.
1: Did you hear about the upcoming new youtube update that literally nobody with a brain supports?

2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?

1: I don't know. I don't work for them.
by AcePunkBeaver March 1, 2023
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