zackary russell

Amazingly hot athletic beast! Kind, friendly and sweet. The perfect go to guy when life just gets to hard. He will hold your hand in the roughest time, and let you cry on his shoulder when it's to tough. Loves and works hard for his body. Always dates the wrong girl tho.

I hate always coming to you with my problems, but your just such a good friend.
zackary russell: its ok any time you need me i'm always here

by totaly in love with him February 4, 2010

zackary steven mclaughlin

A short 14 year old peice of shit

Zackary Steven McLaughlin

by Bryce McLaughlin March 16, 2017

Zackh

Some asshole in your reading class put your name on the board and when you told him it was spelled with a h and not a k he just added a k cause he's to lazy to erase it and write the h

Zackh is one retarded kid.

by 420blazerkid69 February 11, 2018

zacky poo poo tuna can

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him

Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo

by luciouslalah September 24, 2010

zacko

zacko is the best person in the world. him and some pretty girl named chloie happen to be very awesome. zack has nice hair. people get sad when zack isn't around. and thats just not cool. zack smells nice. zack has a black girl booty. jump on THAT. :
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice: chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too : chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:

omg, zacko. you're hot. lets fuckkk. i love you

by chloie February 27, 2008

Zackin

Boasting about being the best at all video games and claiming that they can take on anyone.

Mark was so zackin while we were playin halo 2

by john cabot December 11, 2006

zackvision

completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision.

Guy: "Whoa you got some great zackvision going on there!!!"
Other Guy: "I know! I can see her boobs and she doesn't know because i have such great peripheral vision with my zackvision!"

by secrettt :] February 12, 2009