zacko

zacko is the best person in the world. him and some pretty girl named chloie happen to be very awesome. zack has nice hair. people get sad when zack isn't around. and thats just not cool. zack smells nice. zack has a black girl booty. jump on THAT. :
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice: chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too : chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:

omg, zacko. you're hot. lets fuckkk. i love you

by chloie February 28, 2008

Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam June 10, 2011