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noah webster

A stupid dick who insisted on changing how Americans spell words, for example colour became color, travelled became traveled, etc
Noah webster is a dick for changing the spelling of words. Makes America look ignorant and bad at spelling which most citizens are. Fuck him and his way of spelling.
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INTELLECTUAL WEBSTER

An Intellectual Webster is a mental midget. It is a combination of the word Intellectual and Webster, taken from the 1980s comedy show Webster, starring Emmanuel Lewis. Lewis is a well known celebrity midget. Someone who makes statements that are factually incorrect, while purporting them as fact. Someone one who lacks the cerebral cognitive ability to formulate a sentence. Mispronunciation, misspelling of words, or an individual who only speaks using words with no more than one syllable because anything over that, would immediately cause sensory overload and a breakdown of any remaining brain cells left. These are just some of the hallmarks of being an Intellectual Webster.
Joe: I just had a conversation with a mental midget. She mispronounced every word, spoke only using words that had only one syllable, and couldn’t make one factual statement. She just regurgitated the usual cliched and erroneous talking points of her party. I had to walk away for my own mental well being. A real Intellectual Webster.

John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.
by Poe Edgar May 19, 2025
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Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.
"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."
by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009
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Third World Websight.

A Websight That Dosn't have a URL Of It's Own. A, "Branch Off" Web Sight. Kinduv Like a Link to a New Page, Except that The Page is A Whole Other Sight. A "Territory" of Another Web Sight, so to speak. One That The User Would Have to Have Gone Through Many Un-Marked, Randomly Coded, Awkwardly Placed Link's to Get To. A Web Sight That No One Has Ever Heard Of, or Cares About... But Usualy Hold's The Coolest, and Biggest, Gems Of The Internet.
Bob: "Hey, You Know How The 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' song, and The, 'You Are An Idiot' Song Came To Be?

Steve: "Yea, They Were Both Created and Posted on Some Random Third World Websight."
by £Ø§Ð July 30, 2009
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a fine website

by AwesomeCake39 October 26, 2016
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The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.
I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.
by imsoinsane February 3, 2017
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