Water the tomatoes 

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

Water the tomatoes by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Water Jacking 

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

Water Jacking by WagonMann September 11, 2022

Water Puppies 

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

Water Puppies by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

water bottle 

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

water bottle by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

Water-wipe 

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).

Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."

Water-wipe by Proe24 February 13, 2010

water knockers 

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

water knockers by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

Water-Doo 

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

Water-Doo by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011