The Local Bo-Watch

Meeting someone with a bizzare quirk or general idiocy, and then telling your freinds about them later, simmilar to bitching behind someones back

Why is that guy banging his head on a tree?
Best inform the local Bo-Watch

by The Local Bo-watch July 6, 2008

Mississippi wrist watch

A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.

Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out

by Jdubs March 31, 2013

Watch old yeller

To have an audience for ones suicide.

Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)

by Pssyslyr69 April 22, 2019

Watch the Reno sunset

Taken from S3E1 of Arrested Development, "watching the Reno sunset" means a man waiting for his erection to subside before moving to avoid drawing attention to his boner.

Friend 1: I was so embarassed after my date.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: I got a boner, and didn't have time to watch the reno sunset before she noticed.

by fishmans March 25, 2020

Watch Hallmark and chill

To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma

I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert

by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017

Watch the planes land

Code for sex or getting head

Hey baby wanna go watch the planes land

by Liamisdabes February 24, 2018

keep watching me

To watch the progress of another person.

I see you hating, Keep👀Me (Keep Watching Me)

by Keep👀Me May 5, 2018