Valentines Day

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.

Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...

by Happyhak February 20, 2011

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Valeria

Typically a girls name. This name is given to girls who are absolutely gorgeous and perfect in everyway. This girl will be there for you no matter what. She is nice, funny, smart, very very pretty and just over all the perfect women.

Valeria, will you go to prom with me

by MR.HOOVS March 5, 2020

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Valentine

A card sent to a loved one to express one's love on February 14th.

I have to go buy a valentine for my girlfriend or else she'll kill me.

by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

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valejino

fucking idiot...u can also say u fucken valejino, which would be like saying u fucken fucking idiot

Naomi is the biggest valejino i know.

by ApparentlyLina May 2, 2008

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Valentimer

A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.

Wow he is sure a Valentimer!

by Glanthor February 6, 2010

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Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

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