Unity Jr High

A middle school in Cicero. 6,812 kids total.90% latinos and 5% white 5% mixed. and about 8 black kids. all The teachers are Laid back and Could care Less for A students Education. with 11 principals they still Can't keep the sluts from opening their legs and getting pregO and getting STD's. all The guys think they're the Shit, when In Reality they're all Bitches hiding in The closet. 315 security guards yet there's Still about 10 fights daily And kids getting Stoned ass Fuck in the Bathrooms.

"that Bitch got laid and then Today came out Of the closet..."-person 1
"wow. did you see her big ass belly today? her water broke in our class. in room 318"-at Unity Jr High

by bikeetellywarrior774 November 28, 2010

Catholic University of America

A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.

Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."

by phillylove June 5, 2005

Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb September 8, 2008

unifarkle

The emission of sparkling rainbows from the rearmost portion of a unicorn as a result of irrepressible gastrointestinal joy.

Look honey, a double-unifarkle arching over the sky! Its so beautiful! What does it mean?

by Sputnikjr March 31, 2011

Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.

**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.

by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012

unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn

Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!

by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

UniPooper

One who wreaks havoc on a bathroom or restroom in the same fashion as the Boston Marathon bomber. Also known as a large bowel movement.
See Also: Blowing Mud

"dude I just blew up the toilet like the Boston Marathon, call me the UniPooper"

by RAKtheDUECER April 13, 2014