thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

It's the tuna

"It's the tuna" is the new phrase craze sweeping the nation. At its essence the phase describes something so wonderful it makes life worth living. But really "It's the tuna" is so much more. . .

"It's the tuna" is an upstart young phrase determined to provide a more dignified alternative to "It's the bomb."

"It's the tuna" is also as flexible as can be. Tailor it to fit any situation:

"This caviar is straight hella tuna!"
"Who's the tuna now, bitch!"
"That honey is tuna fresh!"
"Wicked tuna!" ITT6 . Boston, MA
"Tunabular!" ITT14 . Charlottesville, VA
"O ton baligidir" ITT12 . New York, NY
"Titty Tunatacular" ITT16 . Reston, VA
"Vernacular Tunatacular" Also ITT16
"A heapin spoona the tuna!" ITT7
"I'm the big kahuna tuna king" ITT7
"Ni jordari" ITT25 . Kenya

by ITT34 December 18, 2004

tunaboat

A big ole grody stinky fat slut.

"Oh no that fattie isnt trying to wear a belly shirt.What a nasty tunaboat!"

by Nastina September 1, 2005

Tuna Stone

It is a person that always coughs really loudly, has lots and lots of earwax and blinks at random times.

Guy 1- Whos that retarded kid over there?
Guy 2- Oh hes not retarded, hes just a Tuna Stone
Guy 1- Ahh, that makes much more sense.

by oopsadoodles October 1, 2009

tuna dick

is wen ur dick is as wide as a tuna can but cant touch the bottom

Eww becky he has a tuna dick

by bbwshlong69 May 23, 2015

tuna neck

A fat person with no neck. Like a tuna fish!

Shut you face tuna neck!

by MissAmber1983 October 1, 2015

storing tuna

An excuse for getting caught cheating

When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008