Jumbo Tonk

noun - A very sexually attractive person, object or idea.

Jake: 'That bird is well fit.'
Toby: 'You're not wrong there - she's jumbo tonk.'

or

Jake: 'Whoa dude, don't tell me you managed to slam the new jumbo tonk hairdresser from downstairs?'
Toby: 'Let's just say, "She got her's - for sho.'"

by Whitecross Street October 5, 2013

amish tornado

Getting a facial from several bearded men wearing funny hats.

Last night Jedediah and the guys treated me to an Amish tornado.

by asiapurdue November 16, 2015

emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.

Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.

by docec May 11, 2016

pussy tornado

When you have the best sex of your life! It's a pussy tornado and I've been caught up in it

I met rachel last night..
Best sex I've had!

I fell straight into her "pussy tornado" and can't get out

by Serena Simpson September 27, 2017

Creamy tornado

When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around

"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

porn tornado

When you keep clicking porn, video after video, and it gets more and more weird until you dont know how you got there.

"Man, I was watching porn last night and I couldnt stop, I got caught up in a Porn Tornado."

by Ploofmeister April 1, 2019

(Little) Tonkis

Tonkis: a lighter primarily used for smoking pizzy. Little tonkins: small bic lighter used for the same such activities.

Bro i know for a fact that humonkulous kenny stole my (little) tonkis.

by Oddes August 11, 2019