Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum

by Chasadia April 19, 2019

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

Soft shit

tony mata

"dont be on that soft shit"

by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020