Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Soft Noggin

another name for butthead

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin

by What is editing February 27, 2022

soft-tag

A "soft-tag" is when, on Facebook, you tag someone from a comment string rather than sharing (or "bouncing") the item to which you're calling their attention to their timeline. This is a way to tag someone with discretion, because a tag from the comment thread only shows up in the tagged person's notifications, not on their timeline. It's a great way to call attention to something you know is too rude to post directly to their wall.

I soft-tagged you because I knew this would gross out your family if it showed on your timeline.

Soft-tag me from the post so I can check it out after the kids are in bed.

by Plasmo October 21, 2014

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018