A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.
Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.
When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.
When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."
"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
by dj shiva September 11, 2007
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Get the timesuck mug.Violently face fucking a girl so her gaggjng noises sound like a barking seal, all while raising your arms above your head in the same motion as professional wrestler Titus O'Neil's pre match pose.
Me: I made Brooke bark like a seal last night
Cameron: Lol How?
Me: I gave that ho a Titus O'Neil lol
Cameron: Lol How?
Me: I gave that ho a Titus O'Neil lol
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pronounced {tee-nuss}
yelled when people get random errections or if they actually have a 'tinus'
the word was created when walking down the road talking about someone who does and couldn't get it up
pronounced {tee-nuss}
yelled when people get random errections or if they actually have a 'tinus'
the word was created when walking down the road talking about someone who does and couldn't get it up
*usually talkative person sitting in maths very quietly*
*girl glances over notices something*
girl: HAAAAAAAA -insert name here- has a tinus
girl 1: i heard you spent the night at -insert name here-'s house! you guys get up to anything fun
girl 2: nah... we were going to but he has a tinus and he coodnt even get it up
*both giggle*
*girl glances over notices something*
girl: HAAAAAAAA -insert name here- has a tinus
girl 1: i heard you spent the night at -insert name here-'s house! you guys get up to anything fun
girl 2: nah... we were going to but he has a tinus and he coodnt even get it up
*both giggle*
by u no hooo September 19, 2009
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Get the Timur mug.Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the Good times mug.Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
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