Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 27, 2022
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Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man
by 69 savage June 07, 2017
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clio michigan

A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint
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Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.
Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
by Daddy_Is_Saddy April 21, 2018
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Michigan throbber

When a woman in Michigan bends over to get it doggy style and you jam it in her ass so hard and use the quote "when it's in its in" !
When I fucked this black chick last night I used the Michigan throbber technique!
by Gunemdowngonzalez March 25, 2024
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Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint
Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning
by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 05, 2021
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