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Crash Test Dummy

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.
Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
by EmichG September 7, 2007
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testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.
After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".
by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007
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testostecorner

1. A nook, alcove, or cranny of ultimate manliness 2. An area with a high concentration of manly behavior and/or ideology.
The testostecorner in the room was very rowdy during class today.
by Mjones1745 March 24, 2009
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Teslen

For Sanctuary fans, it refers to a ship (not canon YET) between Helen Magnus and Nikola Tesla.
Over the two seasons and a half of the TV series, there have been a lot of clues that the relationship between Nikola and Helen is more than friendship. For example, they have both shown concern when the other was in danger, not to mention the fact that the UST between them is more than obvious:
Nikola: (to Helen, in "Sleepers") : "I've often wondered what this moment would be like. Me. You, tied up. It's a shame you brought the children."
Helen: (in episode For King and Country): "I like the whipping Tesla idea." (btw, she had just found out that she was dying when she said that)
Not to mention that he confessed his love for her, in "The Five".
The two have shared a kiss (sort of) in "The Five" and have hugged eachother in "Animus" (both of this situations were caused by Nikola's tricks, but neither of them seemed to bother Helen too much).
Helen and Nikola have known each other for approximatively 123 years and over the years Nikola had saved her life two times, both times risking his life to protect her. In "Animus", Helen also refused to leave Nikola alone in a situation that would have probably killed him.
The only two reasons they are not together yet is because she is too stubborn to admit her feelings and that Nikola really has a problem with timing sometimes...but this doesn't change the fact that they are perfect for each other.
Teslen is my favourite Sanctuary pairing. I ship them so badly!
by blackkitty January 2, 2011
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Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc
Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.
by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006
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testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
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testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.
First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
by old lang guy November 16, 2006
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