taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

by Iwo July 10, 2007

Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

by brown7905 March 30, 2009

taking her shoes

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.

Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.

by Foot Locker December 27, 2008

talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.

You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.

by PuterMedic April 23, 2009

Now that's what i'm talking about

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.

Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !

by Stump cap November 24, 2013

Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

what you talkin bout willis?

Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.

Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?

Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)

by Liv Pooleside April 8, 2006