Cheesey Switch

A really fat, smelly woman that doesn't wash her "switch" for months, even years. It gives off the odor of Parmesan cheese mixed with dirty nappy/tampon.

Naz: "Hey what the hell is that stink?"

Ryan: "It's fuckin Cheesey Switch."

Naz: "What the fuck? Does she even wash that switch of hers? I bet it has dregs of dried up blow and piss in there."

Ryan: "It's one hellava cheesey switch, man."

by Itallian Stallian August 9, 2008

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

pronoun switch

A tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. This involves using the pronoun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.

James: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Lily: Actually, my girlfriend and I just moved in together.
James: Wait, girlfriend?
Lily: Yes.
James: Oh, I'm happy for you! *walks off*
Later on...
Nancy: Hey! How are you?
Lily: Oh, I'm great, I just had to use the pronoun switch on James.
Nancy: Sorry.
Lily: It's annoying, but it's fine.

by slategrey September 13, 2017

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

we dont switch up we dont fold

Never switching up or giving up on the homies, to do what ever it takes

Aye yo mike left me to die

Damn what happened to we dont switch up we dont fold

by Ykwtfii November 1, 2020

Fade Level Switch up

Fade is someone who's opinion is easily swayed. It is quite often for Fade to make a remark and then contradict the remark within the next message he sends. This is what is commonly referred to as a "Fade level switch up" and can be used to call out anyone else for doing something similar

Fade: Orange juice is trash!!!
You: What? Orange juice is pretty good?
Fade: Yeah it's alright
You: Fade level switch up

by Thicco626 August 15, 2022

The Switch

The switch is an interesting sexual move usually performed by two males on an unsuspecting female. The two males state a time and location.

The first male (let's call him Mike) is to bring his girlfriend or wife to the given location at the given time. They proceed to have sex doggy style.

Mike's friend (Jimmy) silently enters the location and strips down. After a predetermined signal is given Mike and Jimmy switch positions so that Jimmy is now fucking Mike's girlfriend. This action is so fast that Mike's girlfriend does not realize who is now fucking her. Usually followed by a Manhattan Divorce.

1. With Manhattan Divorce: I heard they gave her The Switch

2. As a prank: Those idiots...they gave me The Switch!

by eaturtoes April 11, 2009