Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin

boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.

by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009

going to the train station

going to a dealer to buy drugs.

I'm going to the train station, I'll be back in a few.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

fuck my situation

Instead of saying, "fuck my life," when ALL of life can't be THAT bad, it is much more appropriate to use the phrase, "fuck my situation."

it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.

when you're walking to your car from your JUST established fuck buddy's apartment, with him and your other classmate who lives in the complex as he, says "good morning."

you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"

this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.

by Mrs. FMS December 7, 2009

Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.

Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.

by CatLover99 April 17, 2011

dumping station

a whore, a place to dump your load

Sheena sure is a good dumping station

by supernad February 19, 2007

Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".

Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."

by T.Bone April 16, 2007

Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.

I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!

by Hans v June 10, 2011