Guy Spiker

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.

That Guy Spiker is very stupid!

by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019

Archie Spokes

A wanna be roadman that has good game for girls

Archie Spokes is a fat neek
"where do you think your going tiger" -Devvo (Archie Spokes favourite quote)

by Janiel Dames November 12, 2020

Dirty Spike

When you ejaculate into a man's arse and allow said ejaculate to drip out. Then the catcher smears the ejaculate around the receivers face.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty spike last night.

by Tramadol Nights November 14, 2020

Spike

The guy in Notting Hill that makes it far superior to 6 Weddings and a funeral

That guy is amazing!He's a Spike!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

spike

A needle, esp. for injecting heroin into the bloodstream. May have appeared before, but common in Beat Generation Literature.

As the fuzz closed in, I dropped my spike in a nearby dumpster...The cat has grassed on me.

by Ronamo April 1, 2004

cock spike

A variation of the cock block that is similar to a spike in volleyball, Quick forceful and unstoppable.

Dude: So you don't have to but I think you should
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !

by Homgen4 December 30, 2007

death spike

1. A large spike on the ground or at the bottom of a pit, existing presumably to cause death.
2. A D-AIR smash on someone who's trying to recover on Smash Bros. when it KO's. Also called a meteor smash

1. Guy C: *falls on Spike*
Guy A: Nice death spike.
Guy B: Thanks.

2. "Damn Pikachu! I was about to recover when it jumped off the platform and hit me with a death spike."

by Airship_Canon December 9, 2008