Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021