Speed Gordon

Speed Gordon is a fictitious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circumstance.

e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say "geez, you've got more shoes than Speed Gordon!" therefore, it is assumed that Speed Gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you - amazingly - have more.

e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say "Jeff smells worse than Speed Gordon!" again, it is assumed that Speed Gordon's odour is extremely offensive, but Jeff smells worse.

by HayleyJane April 8, 2008

speed bumps

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

by Dan May 14, 2004

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by xyzdragon December 9, 2004

speed dial

quick fast

joel got me the coast guard on speed dial

by kerpal February 21, 2003

Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

by Avik86 January 27, 2011

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

hippie speed bomb

the combination of a spliff together with a coffee

"man, this morning joe and i had a nice hippie speed bomb."

by gaynigger_from_outer_space April 5, 2009