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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. 

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Shove It 

a word when you are angered at your friends and you simply want them to “shove it”
Ryan, shove it!”
Shove It by livvvvvvvvv05 August 5, 2019

Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

a steam-shovelled cunt

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

Shoelace shit 

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.
Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

Go shove an i-phone in your burka 

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"