Unda da sheets
Unda da sheets by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022
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When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
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Wetlands in the sheets
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
Wetlands in the sheets by Ammo4u March 9, 2023
Shmeed
The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.
Shmeed by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007
Sheet spreader
The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
Sheet spreader by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009
Sheet wipe
When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
Sheet wipe by Banana Split March 2, 2017