Scrub

Somebody who tries too hard to act like they are funny, cool, or with the crowd. When in actuality, they are just being an idiot to think that they can call someone out on something and think that others will laugh at their ignorant attempt at trying to be cool by calling somebody something so stupid, and overrated, that they need to just stop.

That Scrub over there needs to stop trying so damn hard to fit in.

by Allumina February 28, 2015

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Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.

Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.

by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017

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Scrub

Someone who complains in a multiplayer game that his opponent plays "unfair", "cheap" or "without honor". He makes up rules and will always find external reasons why he loses, therefore being unable to truly improve.

"USING THAT WEAPON IS SO CHEAP, FUCKIN NOOB" - "All I do is playing the game, scrub."

by Kampfspielkaiser Karl November 4, 2022

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Pig scrubbing

Masturbating a guy with smegma, dick cheese, etc. or any other strong smelling substance.

There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

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That one guy who keeps saying "Whatever, Khandrake" and "Whatever, Felix".

(Aka, Alexander)

"Shut up, Alex! Your such a scrub!

by leoleoleoleo April 29, 2016

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Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

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