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Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
by TriggerWave October 18, 2008
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myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
by michael foolsley April 30, 2011
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Life Saver

You niggas best have yo life savers.
by marc ipsen October 6, 2004
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Seaver

Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.
A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*
by the afrocolypse November 14, 2010
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Pac-n-Save

The bastard offspring of Wal-Mart and Satan that resides the deepest pits of Mordor (in Nez Zealand)
Random Kiwi: Lets go to Pac-n-Save and shop till we drop to support Satan and his other bastard offspring... MySpace.
by vowels February 4, 2007
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saveadam

Adam has is daddy but he has loser siblings holding him hostage!on tiktok we need to free him!
Ally:Ugh!Adam looks sad :(
Sara:Ik girl we need to saveadam!
by girlypop600 June 6, 2020
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Queen's Wave

When something or someone abrubtly and savagely leaves the scene (usually against their own will).
1) 4 people are playing Super Smash Bros. Melee and somebody is smashed out of the arena, and everybody except for the person who was kicked out shouts "Ahhh, Queen's wave!".

2) A drunken baffoon is annoying EVERYONE in a bar and is finally chucked out, and everybody in the bar shouts, "Hah hahhh, ya got kicked out! Queen's wave!"
by BlaggaBrainZ October 16, 2003
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