rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Rusty Whore

A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.

When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'

by William0991 May 12, 2016

Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.

My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.

by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

rusty faucet

As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"

Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.

by Jed12345$$& May 20, 2017

Rusty Nixon

When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.

My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.

by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 25, 2017