putonga

Used between Spanish-speaking women: a person (usually female) who is so slutty, bitchy, and crazy that the word "puta" does not do them enough justice. Can be used insultingly or endearingly.

You know that girl, Ana Lucia? She is such a puta.
On second thought, she's a putonga.

by putongita September 21, 2022

Putong

Putong(noun) student who is in normal class in school

A few putongs are gathering in the classroom.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.

Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)

by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020

putong ina mo

es filipino for son of a bitch

u fukin putong ina mo

by FLipMami13 November 5, 2003

Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 25, 2020

Putoney

A person that’s sus scary and is sexual towards girls in a creepy way (The opposite of a simp)

Yooooo bro that dude we met last week is a Putoney man (ps Kyrah is hottie 🙄)

by Kyrahisahottie February 3, 2022

Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.

"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."

by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025