PooFire

The act of deficating on a pavement, car, boat, partner, dog whatever and then lighting it. Occasionally extra fuel will be required.

n.b. When expressing PooFire it must be loud and almost sang.

"OMG what is he doing?"
"POOFIRE!"

"honey why is my back hot?"
"POOFIRE!"

by thisisntmyrealnamereallyitsIan April 6, 2009

Poof

To smoke weed

Say bro, lets go poof and listen to some music

by DeDude January 7, 2010

Poof

Noun. "Promise. On. Our. Friendship." This is the ULTIMATE promise. You break it, our friendship is over.

"I POOF I did not call you that behind your back." "I POOF I won't flake on you again."

by kissthisrump February 4, 2010

pooftart

an online modern warfare 2 player on the playstation network that is killing you

pooftart first blood!!

by hatchetly_wikked February 9, 2010

poofilajonktrastorp

the word you say when ur just frikkin bored

Joe: poofilajonktrastorp!

Bill: wtf man

Joe: just shut up man im bored

Bill: aight

by gumball323 July 28, 2010

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011