The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
by Merkley May 16, 2014
Get the ovary eyesmug. by Finnkle February 18, 2019
Get the Rotti eyesmug. by ilurvecats January 4, 2010
Get the Olive Eyesmug. by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
Get the piss eyesmug. Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012
Get the Rim Eyemug. 
Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!
Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.
Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.
by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009
Get the Eye Vomitmug.