This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.
Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."
Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."
Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
by The Sock Maniac August 08, 2009
teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up
guy in store: yo
peter:shut the front door
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up
guy in store: yo
peter:shut the front door
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011
a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.
Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them
Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!
Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!
by Saparmurat December 02, 2010
by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006
1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
by Mick Jones March 07, 2008
by uge_cok December 12, 2007