Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

eat

what you do everyday

a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 22, 2011

BFF

Big fat f*cker

2 girls: we're Bff's (bestfriendsforever)
2 guys: haaha big fat f*cker!!

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 17, 2011

ruined heart quote

To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".

Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN July 13, 2012

ep

short for episode, usually used when talking about tv shows

youtube commenter: which ep is this?
video owner: S1E1 (season 1 episode 1)

I'm gonna wait for the season 10 ep 15 but before that I must watch episode 14 before that...

I'm watching family guy season1 ep 19

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 17, 2011

bush

1. something that has leaves over it, smaller than a tree, and something you can hide in. usually found in parks
2. a US president

BUSH (repeat same page button)

1. I'm going to hide in a bush
2. Bush was a US president

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN November 06, 2011