Definitions by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN

ruined heart quote 

To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".

Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...

ruined heart quote by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN July 13, 2012

bush 

1. something that has leaves over it, smaller than a tree, and something you can hide in. usually found in parks
2. a US president

BUSH (repeat same page button)

1. I'm going to hide in a bush
2. Bush was a US president

bush by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN November 6, 2011

eat 

what you do everyday

a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds

eat by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 22, 2011

BFF 

Big fat f*cker

2 girls: we're Bff's (bestfriendsforever)
2 guys: haaha big fat f*cker!!

BFF by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 17, 2011

ep 

short for episode, usually used when talking about tv shows

youtube commenter: which ep is this?
video owner: S1E1 (season 1 episode 1)

I'm gonna wait for the season 10 ep 15 but before that I must watch episode 14 before that...

I'm watching family guy season1 ep 19

ep by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 17, 2011

Shut the front door 

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

Shut the front door by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011