Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

dry shade

When a person tries to throw shade at another person, but it's irrelevant and nobody cares

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"

Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"

by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018

bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 28, 2011