Ramen Noodle Head

The one kid who’s hair is blonde and real curly can often be described as a ramen noodle head, for his hair looks like legit ramen noodles.

Damn yo hair looks like ramen noodles, your a ramen noodle head, head ass..

Get merch

Get the Ramen Noodle Head mug.

See more merch

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

Douche-noodle by Kel82 January 13, 2018

Get merch

Related Words

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

Get merch

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!

Get merch

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!

Get merch

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

Get merch

A celebration of depravity attended by a select few chosen thier loose morals and low standards

Are you going to the Gao noodle party? No, i'd rather eat a poo sandwich!

Get merch