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Douche-noodle
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A
cross
between a
douchebag
and a
wet noodle
Look at that
douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re
driving
in front of us like, a granny
driving
home from Sunday church.
Douche-noodle
by
Kel82
January 13, 2018
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