nozzed

to be done over, to do oneself over, to make a tit of ones self, to slap oneself in the face with his|her own foot, to soil ones pants or generally make a massive mistake in any context.

mate- i've just nozzed myself!
oh shit- i ve nozzed my pants, oh shit ive locked myself out- nozzed mate!!
terds! ive just kicked myself in the face!- NOZZED! NOZEDARRRR!

by john shakeshaft December 24, 2008

Noizu

A really cringey, disgusting person who has a fart fetish and constantly talks about sexual things.

Wow your really a Noizu, arent you?

by f0rkyspo0n May 6, 2018

kill the noise

when the drop is so filthy that it causes you to loose you hearing momentarily

BOB-dude lets go to a concert and witness kill the noise...
LARRY- ok
BOB-bruh... he killed the noise so hard...
LARRY- WHAT, MY HEARING IS MOMENTARILY LOST!!

by tmuni ca$hmuni flame January 23, 2015

noice

When something's better than nice, it's noice.

Guy 1: That guy just made a basketball shot from across the room!
Guy 2: Noice!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 7, 2009

noise

Very loud talking esp. by black people. When they all tend to talk very loudly, and all interrupt eachother. The topic is always a variety of rumors and bullshit, things that are true, facts about hos, and insults, mostly by using the n word.

"talking noise, with all of my homeboys, finna go back to school.)- Afroman (Back to school)

by bojzzle November 30, 2004

noise

How losers give advance warning to the rest of us about their low IQs (driving pickup trucks is how they tell us the condition is incurable).

Bubba and Earl are Arkansas brothers who make a lot of noise when they mate...even more when they do so with each other.

by F. Scott Deaver November 13, 2005

noise dolphin

when your doin chick doggy style and she gives you the nod to put it in her butt. you jam it in and she goes uh! uh! uh! uh!

I gave your mom the noise dolphin last night

by Tim A October 21, 2003