Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018
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disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".
Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.
by thedisconapper March 31, 2016
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Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"
by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010
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Bae-napped

To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly
"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."
by K.Moon July 18, 2019
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nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.
"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
by Phewthank-eenuh April 21, 2018
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Sixty-Nap

When you and your significant other daze in and out of a nap with some nice 69 action in between.
That was a nice sixty-nap! I am well rested and satisfied !
by Jmhndrxz August 29, 2015
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