brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 13, 2020

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 12, 2022

nap line

When you are having a nap and you wake up with crease lines on your face and back

That was a great nap, but now I have loads of nap lines

by Napline November 17, 2018

Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

nap-atizer

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.

Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.

by MFGJokers November 30, 2020

eccentric nap

Sleeping for a strangely long time

"Hey, what are you doing later?"
"Taking an eccentric nap."

by eccentric sleep January 04, 2018

Harlem Nap

When someone overdoses in their vehicle.

That guy with the needle in his arm must be taking a Harlem nap. He should’ve used a spotter.

by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022