Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Monday chick

A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with

I’m away to go see my monday chick

by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

Mog Monday

Every Monday in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) community. A day on which those who want participate in Mog Monday Rollies to crown that week's Mog Pog of the Week.

Person 1: I don't like Mondays...
Person 2: Well, at least it's Mog Monday! Let's roll some dice!

by MVNG0 February 14, 2024

Monday

left

Me

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."

White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."

by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019